(We go long on this one..)Polish Brandon tells a few more shoplifitng and school fahshion faux paus stories. Uncle Luke: 1. Does only the 2nd shot of tequila he’s ever done in 33 years on the planet, and 2. Teases a disgusting sex story longer than any other bit in the 35 episode run of Lookin GOOD, and gets interrupted possibly more than any other story he’s ever told in his life.
LG: Episode 34
Jeff “Someone” Striker joins the show as our “Guueest! We got a guest todaaayy..” He puts some old Depew urban legends to bed, including the exclusive details of his infamous “penis pump,” a gadget more elaborate than Travis Bickle’s ‘sleeve gun’ from Taxi Driver. He also spends most of the show not realizing we aren’t live on the air, and asking why “we don’t have any callers.” Polish Brandon regales us with yet MORE stories of emergency shits, and shitting his pants as a grown man. Just when you thought it was safe…
LG: Episode 33
It’s Uncle Luke’s birthday episode (Ironically enough, he’s 33), Scott ‘Rocks In the Sink’ Murphy stops by, along with an EXTREMELY drunk, stoned, and giggly Relatively Large Mike. Too many people talk at once, and having buzzed – drunk 4 of us on the mic at the same time turns out to be a generally horrendous idea. But what d’ya want from me; this ain’t NPR, motherfucker…
LG: Episode 32
We have some guests, we have some guests todayyy.” Christine Medrano, stand up comic & lil star of the “Justin Bieber Loves Kittens”/William Fichtner skit joins the pogrom, which we plug about 75x. We proceed to make her feel about as comfortable as the first black college students enrolling in Little Rock in 1957.
LG: Episode 31
Polish Brandon is in his glory as he explains the meaning & history of the wretched Polish holiday “Dyngus Day.” (I’m glad I spelled it wrong)Luke recounts a horrifying tale of an eerie incident atop Mullholland Drive on Saturday night.
LG: Episode 30
Uncle Luke & Polish Brandon expound upon the virtues of Canadian strip clubs. They re-cap some of the adventures of Matt “T Bone” Zeisz’s visit, and like the true self absorbed narcissist’s they are, pontificate about how good Episode 29 was.
LG: Episode 29
Buffalo’s very own Matthew “T Bone” Zeisz joins the pogramme, as the the three discuss a myraid of gentlemanly topics.
LG: Episode 28
Brandon spouts off about ex relationships, and his job spent as a playground attendant for the city of Depew. He also cuts a gasser SO heinous, it disrupts the show for about 10 minutes. The boys get perpetually drunker, finishing off yet ANOTHER bottle of Southern Comfort and dragging the show to a considerable length. (The boys then went bowling, into the wee hours of Monday morning…)
LG: Episode 27
Uncle Luke & Polish Brandon spend most of the episode kvetching about their very unwanted house guests. Brandon fucks up a prank Luke was playing on Keith the Teeth. Then we seque into our careers, and BIG shocker here: jerking off stories.
LG: Episode 26
“Special” guest Scott “Rocks in the mothafuckin sink” Murphy joins the couch. The boys expound upon ball-scratching ethos, their regret at Luke’s accidental erasure of Episode 26 take 1, Stacy Dee-ash, Pay-Pay, and Scott’s wack-a-thon & drunken bender fueled by his fiance’s absence.