Tony Scott’s death hits the wire in the first 5 minutes of the show, fucking everything up. Uncle Luke talks about his super party weekend with his brother and a rich chick, and how much he hated Expendables 2. Polish Brandon hates America’s Funniest Home Videos, and finds balloons patently uneccessary. He also brings to light a burgeoning national concern: helium shortage. (It’s actually true, apparently; who would have thought…)
Archive for August 3, 2012
Uncle Luke hates Sympathy For The Devil, “happy” stand up comedy , and famous ‘funny’ white guys with wacky hair. Polish Brandon reveals his youthful alter ego, MC Zetzal, and reveals his hatred for Urban Outfitters. More Tony the ex-roommate grief. Movies that are bad but you try to make yourself like anyway.
Uncle Luke and Polish Brandon pontificate about ol’ Chris Nolan and his failure; The Dark Knight Rises. They follow with banter (which I thought was “bantor”, yet to find out that it is a mythical creature) about sand pussy, Will I. Am, and as always free internet porn. Luckily, they segue into a much challenging topic: the phrase “nigger”. Please listen and feel the ill effects of their at times laughable debate. As supposed they hate you all. All apologizes (not the Nirvana album)about the editing; audio and written, and the dicataion here; the Polish one filled in.
Uncle Luke is NOT in the mood to do this episode, and has a real bee in his bonnet. Polish Brandon tries to ascertain the reason why. He also conjures a “10 Favorite Movies of the 2000s” discussion, which goes nowhere. Uncle Luke farts in Polish Brandon’s mouth.