Uncle Luke talks about another super date weekend with some new gals, and a Funny or Die skit that he shot in which he obsseses about the actress’ lasrge breats, and laments the fact she won’t date him. The boys get in a repetitive and prolific argument about trying to date Buffalo transplants in LA. Polish Bradon talks about his horrific bowling injury, and living under the threat of a constant shit attack. Uncle Luke unfurls the tale of his epic “Buffalo Oddyssy,” in which he walked across the entire city.
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Tony Scott’s death hits the wire in the first 5 minutes of the show, fucking everything up. Uncle Luke talks about his super party weekend with his brother and a rich chick, and how much he hated Expendables 2. Polish Brandon hates America’s Funniest Home Videos, and finds balloons patently uneccessary. He also brings to light a burgeoning national concern: helium shortage. (It’s actually true, apparently; who would have thought…)
Uncle Luke hates Sympathy For The Devil, “happy” stand up comedy , and famous ‘funny’ white guys with wacky hair. Polish Brandon reveals his youthful alter ego, MC Zetzal, and reveals his hatred for Urban Outfitters. More Tony the ex-roommate grief. Movies that are bad but you try to make yourself like anyway.
Uncle Luke and Polish Brandon pontificate about ol’ Chris Nolan and his failure; The Dark Knight Rises. They follow with banter (which I thought was “bantor”, yet to find out that it is a mythical creature) about sand pussy, Will I. Am, and as always free internet porn. Luckily, they segue into a much challenging topic: the phrase “nigger”. Please listen and feel the ill effects of their at times laughable debate. As supposed they hate you all. All apologizes (not the Nirvana album)about the editing; audio and written, and the dicataion here; the Polish one filled in.
Uncle Luke is NOT in the mood to do this episode, and has a real bee in his bonnet. Polish Brandon tries to ascertain the reason why. He also conjures a “10 Favorite Movies of the 2000s” discussion, which goes nowhere. Uncle Luke farts in Polish Brandon’s mouth.
From Teeth studios, it’s Brandon’s birthday episode. For this momentous occassion, he tells yet ANOTHER pooping his pants story. The boys go on to argue about comic book movies, get into the Batman shootings briefly (“IT’S…TOP-IC-ALLL!”) and the terror that is the American alligator.
Polish Brandon returns from his cross country travels, entertaining us with tales of Scott “Rocks In the Sink Mothafuckin” Murphy’s wedding in Iowa, and his visit to see his parents in Florida. The boys swap 4th of July stories, Uncle Luke tells of his getting thrown out of his favorite porn star’s house at her birthday party.
Polish Brandon apologizes for doing a drunken face plant in the middle of the last episode and spilling hot candle wax all over our carpet. He & Uncle Luke ramble about tv shows (Louie), Uncle Luke’s first golf trip with the boys, and why women are so fucking ga ga over Australian men.
Polish Brandon, in his most inebriated appearance in Lookin GOOD’s history, gloriously trips over the coffee table in a drunken stupor. He knocks the entire table over (including the recorder), spilling hot melted candle wax upon our beautiful rug (it really tied the room together), his beers, everything. He falls right on his wretched face. It’s a bit of a haul up to that one, so hang in there for the love of god.
*Also, please give a minute or so for our “Song of the Week,” which is “Rap Superstar” from Cypress Hill. There just MAY be a visit from the ultimate tribute band , “Luc-ress Hill.” Don’t miss it.
Rob Base joins us from Teeth Studios for this one, and tells possibly one of the funniest stories we’ve ever heard. (He used to have to work with the mentally handicapped; strap in, folks.) Polish Brandon comes in fresh from his treacherous ordeal of being trapped in the porter’s room at work. Uncle Luke admits he lost an arm wrestling challenge to a small El Salvadorean man.