Tony Scott’s death hits the wire in the first 5 minutes of the show, fucking everything up. Uncle Luke talks about his super party weekend with his brother and a rich chick, and how much he hated Expendables 2. Polish Brandon hates America’s Funniest Home Videos, and finds balloons patently uneccessary. He also brings to light a burgeoning national concern: helium shortage. (It’s actually true, apparently; who would have thought…)
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Polish Brandon returns from his cross country travels, entertaining us with tales of Scott “Rocks In the Sink Mothafuckin” Murphy’s wedding in Iowa, and his visit to see his parents in Florida. The boys swap 4th of July stories, Uncle Luke tells of his getting thrown out of his favorite porn star’s house at her birthday party.
Did Jesus have a Chinchilla? Our guest Scott ROCKS IN THE SINK MOTHAFUCKIN MURPHHYYY tells the savage tale of his collapsed colon from a few days prior. (I wish we were kidding)